The Dating Game: Greek Gods Edition

This is the kind of silliness that happens when you’re obsessed with Greek mythology and bad puns. If the Greek pantheon were on a kitchy dating show, how would they be advertised?

Zeus: They say lightning never strikes twice…

Hades: His love will burn you up with desire.

Poseidon: Still waters run deep. His love is a tempest!

Hera: She’s the original MILF!

Hephaestus: He’s made to love you.

Artemis: She loves the hunt and the thrill of the chase.

Apollo: He’ll light up your life.

Aries: Love is a battlefield.

Athena: You’ll choose her… if you’re wise.

Demeter: The grass can’t get any greener (time to roll in the hay?)

Hermes: The fastest thing in the universe…is his love!

Gaia: She’ll mean the world to you!

Hercules: He’s been through 12 labors, but a woman ain’t one!

Aphrodite: Love like the original.

Mnemosyne: Better than you’ll ever remember!

Atlas: He’ll move heaven and earth for you!


And some bonus villains:

Cyclops: He only has eye for you!

Minotaur: You bring out the beast in him!

Centaur: Desire makes him a stallion in bed!

Hydra: When he’s thwarted, his love for you will return twofold!

Medusa: The snakes aren’t venomous, but she sure is!



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2 responses to “The Dating Game: Greek Gods Edition

  1. You clearly have too much time on your hands 😀

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