I recently read Margaret Atwood’s MaddAddam, the final in her post-apocalyptic trilogy of the same name. It’s set about a year after 99.9% of humanity died off, and the remaining survivors are just trying to get by. They are mostly safe and have the basics down, but the narrator of this third book periodically pines for some of the comforts lost–probably forever (things do look pretty bleak).
What Will You Miss After the Apocalypse?
One sort-of funny moment comes when the women of the camp get excited about the arrival of a bunch of scavenged “feminine products.” They’re practically giddy and collected far more than they can use in a years’ time.
Which made me think: What small pleasure would I miss the most?
For me, without question, it is going to be my hair loops. Those little rings of elastic are sanity-savers for me. It isn’t even end-times and I already fight with my cat for possession of each one! I keep a spare in my purse at all times, and another is probably either on my hair or around my wrist, just in case. Since I probably wouldn’t be able to get regular haircuts in the dystopian future, those hair loops are going to take on additional importance.
But considering their tendency to snap at the worst possible times, they won’t be around for long after the Age of Man is over. …I’d better start storing up, actually…
So what will you miss, beyond the obvious stuff, like food and running water?
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5 responses to “What Will You Miss After the Apocalypse?”
Google. Definitely Google. And stereo music.
Way to go for a small thing, ha!
I guess you’re right. Google isn’t small. In fact, they’ll probably cause the apocalypse. I’d probably go with glasses, cause without them I’m functionally blind and would probably plunge off a cliff while searching for food 🙂
Oh man, me too. I would have my one pair and then just hope my vision never gets worse ever.
And that it never ever ever ever breaks!